Galaxy on tap

Here's my Galaxy preview - as usual, in Spanish. I don't have time to translate it, so I thought I'd let an online translation do the honors.

Empecinados in reverting the present situation of the club, the galactic president and technical director, Alexi Lalas and Frank Yallop, does not stop to modify the angelino establishment. By the end of the last week, the director sent to Santino Quaranta to the New York Network Bulls by a selection of the next SuperDraft. The day Tuesday, the Angels acquired to the defender Kelly Gray de Houston Dynamo in exchange for the attacker Nate Jaqua. The game of Jaqua to the picture Orange was made mainly to leave to a space for the newcomer forward Carlos Pavón. Another less pleasing reason was its lack of offensive productivity. Jaqua never fulfilled the expectations put on him, putting only a goal in ten parties during season 2007. In comparison, as much in just concluded Glass Gold of CONCACAF 2007 like in his first practices with the galactic ones, the Honduran showed that forehead to the arc has the cold blood, factor that characterizes to any goleador of race. "Now Pavon is the warm of the success", declared Yallop. "That is good for us and we want to put it in the field fastest than it is possible", advanced. The truth is that, of certain form, the position of Yallop is not for anything assured nowadays. In the present campaign, the Galaxy has only harvested two triumphs in ten parties, an unacceptable statistic for the organization, mainly taking into account that has monopolized to the attention of all the soccer orb by the hiring and quick incorporation of the super star David Beckham.

In spite of the complicated moment by which it crosses at the moment, Yallop has experience in changing the fortune of its equipment, and in addition it is of return its ace under the sleeve, Landon Donovan, that already has given joys him during estadía of both with the San jOse Earthquakes. Nevertheless, the strategist recognized that Donovan is not the panacea nor El Salvador of the galactic ones. "Surely which the fact of being able helps us to tell on Donovan, but the truth is that Landon does not play in the limit of exploitation. It does not mark the players during the corner shots ". With those words, Yallop talked about the situations that continue killing their square. The galactic ones exactly gave two goals to the Crew the last weekend to him in a pair of plays of dead ball. Like the maximum head of the establishment, to Yallop understandably gotten upset to him after fall 3-2 at hands of Columbus, more above because directed his they worked arduously during all the previous week defending played of that nature. Of a way, the galactic ones will face an equipment very similar east four of July. The Fire also waits for the arrival of its great star, White Cuauhtémoc. The players of Chicago in addition are living a little while more than complicated, which was evident for all with the loss of its trainer Dave Sarachan, stopped of its position during the month of June. In spite of the innumerable changes in the titular alignment of the galactic ones, the soccer players who will start from pitazo initial against the Fire already seem to be oncena ideal for Yallop, less, of course, David Beckham.

I know it's an easy joke, but I find electronic translation pretty funny.