RSL defender Jack Stewart is up for an award.
No, it's not the Shittiest Defender of the Year. Actually, it's got nothing to do with his inferior marking skills.
He's up for Cosmopolitan Magazine's Top Bachelor or something. There's one bachelor for each state and he's Utah's representative.
Incidentally, this is one award that I will absolutely, positively NOT be voting for so don't bother giving me suggestions.