The league replies

Ok, if Luis is going to play the part of FC Dallas complaining about their schedule, I'll do the same, with the response from MLS headquarters.

"Are you cows seriously mooing about this move? You've got to be kidding me. The past two years we've gift-wrapped the league final to your door, practically begging you to make it there. We've put the most exciting Latino star in MLS on your team, along with a local guy with Manchester United experience. After the Beckham signing went through, we contorted the entire schedule to put the most famous soccer player in the world on your home ground so you could finally sell-out that pizza oven. We've got David Beckham, capital D, capital B, on the road for nearly two months straight and you're going to complain about one little weekend where the games cramp together? Everyone knows the problem for your team isn't even the regular season, anyway. It's getting through the first round of the playoffs. Worry about that and quit whining."