Frankie?

I was thinking of participating in the Galaxy's open tryouts. I have some experience against MLS caliber players. I tripped Landon Donovan once, too, walking beside him for an interview, so I've got that part of the game down pat.
But I was stymied by the requirement of "MALE soccer players over 18". Hmm.
Nothing is holding back this guy, though, except a few thousand miles and perhaps the part in his audition video where he waxes nostalgic about Frank Yallop. Hilarious.