Friday, May 30, 2008

Caption This: Alexi Lalas

More than a year ago, we tried to run a write-the-caption type thing but it got a muted response. I hadn't thought much about that until I snapped this picture last year. And then somewhere along the line I forgot about it. Until now.

Here's our second installment of Caption This, and it's a pretty good shot if I do say so myself. It's Galaxy General Manager Alexi Lalas walking with one of David Beckham's personal assistants, and past HDC security. You can't see him too well but it's Lalas, trust me.


I guess I'll start it off... ahem...

"Yeah, I know why he's Golden Balls, but do you want to see why they call me Fire Balls?"

Have at it.
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14 comments:

  1. AnonymousMay 30, 2008 at 5:12 AM

    Lalas: Damn! One of my balls fell out! Crap! Other one's slipping!

    Assitant: My goodness! Is that a testicle on the sidewalk?

    Security: You want I should cordon off this area Mr. Lalas?

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  2. starinyourfireMay 30, 2008 at 6:05 AM

    constricting fire pants

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  3. AnonymousMay 30, 2008 at 8:05 AM

    "Hang on, I wonder if they are, in fact, as big as my mouth."

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  4. AnonymousMay 30, 2008 at 9:18 AM

    I swear that little bag is Yallop's. I was only holding it for him.

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  5. AnonymousMay 30, 2008 at 10:21 AM

    "Can you believe they trusted me to run a team? I can't even get this zipper open."

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  6. Joseph D'HippolitoMay 30, 2008 at 10:30 AM

    "IQ test? Wait a second while I whip out my brains...."

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  7. Joseph D'HippolitoMay 30, 2008 at 11:14 AM

    Here's another entry:

    "Wait, where'd they go? Damn you, Ramon Ramirez!!"

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  8. AnonymousMay 30, 2008 at 11:43 AM

    did you see her

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  9. AnonymousMay 30, 2008 at 1:30 PM

    Little Alexi Lalas is questioned by HDC security while David Beckham's assistant, Wandering Eyes, looks on.

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  10. jenMay 30, 2008 at 3:37 PM

    "Am I a true redhead? AM I A TRUE REDHEAD?!?!?!"

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  11. AnonymousMay 30, 2008 at 4:02 PM

    "What the hell is THIS!?"

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  12. AnonymousMay 30, 2008 at 4:08 PM

    What do you mean I need I.D. to get through? I am Alexi Lalas! Look, buddy, the carpet matches the drapes.

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  13. Joseph D'HippolitoMay 31, 2008 at 12:23 PM

    Third entry:

    "At 38, Alexi Lalas discovers puberty...."

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  14. Joseph D'HippolitoJune 2, 2008 at 12:30 PM

    Final entry:

    "Alexi Lalas proves to the skeptical that AEG really does emasculate their employees..."

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